. where the hell are my pancakes?! alan, chill. i will not chill. i want what i ordered. for once in my life, i will get what was promised me. fit-choo! see? not a clue. i am going to call that restaurant and give them a piece of my mind. that's smart-- scream at the people who handle your food. is he okay? oh, yeah; maybe a little tired. just been working pretty hard. you know my second grade teacher, miss spulvaney? one time she got mad 'cause there was no chalk, and they found her in the cafeteria hiding under a lunch table. no kidding. yup, she went berserk. that's how we got miss mckinnon. hi. rose... how do you keep getting in the house? oh, charlie, aren't we past that? i just thought you'd like to know that your brother's sleepwalking again. and you had to get in bed with me to tell me that? no, silly. i was already in bed with you. i just heard him walking around downstairs. alan? what are you doing? making a birthday cake. you and mom want some? you handle this, honey. i'm going back to bed. oh, and the super crunchy outside has taught me some real important life lessons. like

pleasure to introduce our special guest today, d and alan zweibel. they need no introduction. dave barry won the pulitzer prize for his insightful and funny commons -- columns in the miami herald, which he wrote for 21 years. is the best-selling author of more than 30 bucks, none of which has won the pulitzer prize. you may remember the tv series "and dave swirled," which was about his life. fortunately for us, his wife is running a lot longer than the tv show. he has written a show with alan zweibel. please welcome dave barry and alan zweibel. [applause] >> thank you. >> thank you for the fairly lengthy introduction. those are going to go first. i am dave. first of all, we're thrilled to be here at the commonwealth club. i want to tell you a little bit about myself. i live in miami. i moved there in 1986 from the united states. [laughter] one of the things i always feel like i should do is to defend my city because it had a bad reputation, a bad image. the zogby does this organization -- and does this poll were they asked people about different cities. many respondents thought mia

own family? ( door shuts ) oh, look, it's my brother alan, who i also made room in my life for. excuse me. bro! all right, you moron... ...what part of "stay out of the house so i can run around naked with a hot chick" didn't you understand? i'm sorry. i'm just too depressed to sit through a movie. and you figured ruining my evening would cheer you up? ( phone ringing ) you know, the movie was just a suggestion. go bowling, go sit on the curb. i don't care. oh, leave me alone. who's that? judith, again. she's really upset with me. oh, man, i'm sorry. thank you. now get out. get out? she's upset with me because of you. oh. well, that's different. but still, get out. your sexist, manipulative attitude towards women just got into jake's head, and he spewed it out in front of his mother's angry women's support group. wait a minute. is it a women's support group that's angry, or a support group just for angry women? what difference does it make? well, if they were already angry, then i'm less culpable. okay, what did jake say? oh, not much; he just parroted your line about how women

. buddha? alan: ha! you like that? you got to admit that was pretty... he's right behind us. don't turn around! (both moan) hey! what the hell did you do with the girl? -what girl? -the chinese girl! she's down there. there's some guards by her room. hey! -me? -he's all yours. oh! (chuckles) come on. wake up, sir. come on, wake up. wake up? how 'bout i just take these, hmm? (groaning) man: that's a good move. yes, it is. no way. the most i can handle is two of them. what about the third guy? don't expect me to fight. my hand still hurts. what good are you? (coughing) come on! will you quit fooling around? this is for you! two-by-four? what, you don't think i can handle them? no, of course you can handle them. you can soften them up and i'll finish them off. ah! okay. but i'm using the board under protest. -go. -(huffs) follow me. take the other two. what happened? ready? thanks a lot. but i softened them up for you! -why didn't you... -shh! someone's coming! oh... -what happened? -ow! she hit me! -you okay? -yeah. all right. did they... are you all right? i can take care of myself.

part. "i love to spend quiet weekends puttering around my malibu beach house." educate me, alan. to what malibu beach house are you referring? okay, okay, i was going to tell you about that. do you have one that i don't know about? no, no. 'cause if you do, one of us should be living there. are you going to let me explain, or not? what's to explain? you have a malibu beach house and you're the... "chiropractor to the stars." okay, what do you want me to call myself? chiropractor to fat people in the valley? everybody exaggerates on these things. okay, i can understand that. you're probably not going to get a lot of responses to "bushy-nosed cheapskate, enjoys long walks to a free meal." exactly. (doorbell rings) hey, you're going out tonight, aren't you? why? well, i-- i met a woman on this dating site and she's here and it would be good if... you weren't. you're throwing me out of my own house? well, no, if you read the profile, it's my house. see? (doorbell rings) coming! be right there! please play along. you're going to play along, right? i guess we'll find out together, won't w

floor of cme group... alan knuckman and james ramelli are standing by. topic number one: old timers - ibm and time warner are moving their retirees to the new healthcare exchanges. are these mature stocks a buy? alan: you're asking me to pick the best dinosaur. looking at ibm that's more of an investment time warner has doubled from 60 to 120---that was pulled back a little bit. we're sitting around 110. my target on that's 134. so i still have some more upside in time warner. but i like the healthcare stocks actually better. they've got huge momentum if you look at cigna or wellpoint or aetna---they've gone straight up. james: i actually completely agree with alan here. ibm is facing some challenges---some fundamental changes in their business. i like the space that time warner's in a lot. stocks like time warner and comcast have done well this year. gotten a little bit of a pullback here and look relatively cheap. i would like to play time warner to the long side. angie: topic number 2---oranges are extremely expensive in jakarta and that's because of the lack of infrastructure. s

. ready to charge up first business with their straight talk from the trading floor. alan knuckman and james ramelli are here for traders unpluged. good morning. > >good morning. angie: here's your topic number one---crisis de jour. we're hearing a lot about this debt threat, so how do investors make sense of this? alan: it's always something it seems. we're in a new media age so i think people are overly sensitive to all the news but it's gotten to a point where it's crazy. we're 2% off the all-time forever highs in the s &p and people are losing their minds like there's gonna be a market crash. james: right. this little pullback we've had, that had to happen. we do have this little bit of uncertainty about the shutdown but if we're really afraid that this market is going to roll over and that the government is going to shut down, why aren't we seeing bids in the vix? why aren't we seeing gold move? we're not seeing that. i think this is blown way out of proportion. we did this once already this year. alan: trust the market action. opinions aren't anything at all and you've gotta trus

, dave, this is over. >> i get a lot of crap for my hair. i mean, not as much as alan gets for his head. i do not know what to do. this is the way it is. people have tried, really strong, powerful hairdresser's. [laughter] they could do something for a few minutes. this is why i could never be an airline pilot. if you got in an airplane and saw somebody with my hair cut, you get right off the airplane. [laughter] >> also, you have to learn how to fly. >> nobody checks that. they see the hair cut. >> you're leaving out the day that mo howard saw your head. i am going to wear my hair like that, too. >> do you agree with the "new york times" that david is the funniest man in america? >> yes, do you? [laughter] >> they said that? >> apparently. >> there was one reviewer in 1981, and i have had to live -- who would even say that? i was once on a book tour in england, and they do not think we are funny, the brits. they think they're funny and we're not. so in england, basically you go to a bbc building and sit in a little studio across from a guy who is way better educated than you, smarter t

, wait. at least i can take one hammer out of his hand. ♪ men... ♪ alan (on tv): jake, look at daddy. look at daddy. look at daddy. ah, that's my boy. where's daddy? daddy's over here. wasn't he adorable? yeah. hey, could you rewind to judith breast-feeding him? that was really adorable. especially the part where she does the old switcheroo. (baby jake babbling) i miss that little boy. seems like only yesterday i could hold him in one arm. he didn't weigh more than eight or nine pounds. he craps more than that now. where did the time go? his childhood is almost over and there's still so much stuff i want to do with him. like what? you know, father-son stuff. pretty soon, there'll be no more playing catch or riding bikes. do you realize i've never even taken him fishing or camping or hunting? do you know how to fish or camp or hunt? that's not the point. i-i-i thought we would learn together. oh, that sounds good. you and knucklehead out in the woods taking turns shooting each other in the ass. okay, it's not so much about hunting, per se. "per se." there's an outdoorsy phrase. it's a

edition of traders unplugged..alan knuckman and james remali are standing by to answer your questions. hello-- and here we go with what our viewers want to know... topic 1: penny for your thoughts...is investing in penny stocks a good place to start for new investors? alan: i don't think so because they're not very liquid. just because they're cheap doesn't mean you have lower risk. it's not about what you trade, it's how you trade. it's about having a certain small percentage of your account at risk on each and every trade regardless of the asset class. but they're not liquid. they're not easy to get in and out of so it can lead to trouble. james: i completely agree with alan. penny stocks is a very hard game. comissions are a very big challenge for a retail trader. especially one that's just starting out . and with penny stocks your commissions are going to represent a very large portion of your initial capital outlay. it's gonna be expensive to get in, expensive to get out. penny stocks is a tough game. alan: institutional investors don't trade those either so that hurts you. angie

your drunk ass home, take you upstairs, get you undressed and... hey. oh, alan. you never met my brother alan, did you? no, i never met anyone in your family, charlie. yeah, well, different rules now. bill, this is my brother, alan. alan, this is my old... friend, bill. nice to meet you, bill. same here. i thought you were going to hook up with that old girlfriend who wanted to "see" you. oh, right. turns out she changed her... "mind." anyway, i ran into my old friend bill here. so, uh, stood up by jill, ran into bill. that's funny. you have a sick sense of humor, alan. the house is clean. i'm going home now. i'll pick that up on monday. sorry. that's mine. hi. hi. ok, i'm outta here. so, bill, uh, you from around here? i was, but i moved away for a couple years. now i'm planning on moving back and buying a place. hello. evelyn harper, evelyn harper real estate. oh, yeah. mom's here. no problem. i'm drunk. i'm bill shraeder. i'm a friend of charlie's. no need to apologize. so, are you interested in renting or buying? buying. excellent. price range? i'm flexible. i'll bet you are.

veterans. visit p-v-a dot org. get ready. the guys are here for traders unplugged. traders alan knuckman and james ramelli are prepared to tackle tough questions from the floor of the cme group. hello guys! > >good morning angie. > >topic number one: sheeple?- citigroup claims that the s&p500 target price should be 1900 for the end of 2014. do traders buy into this? alan: i think that people are not respecting this overall trend. and that's not that far away in percentage terms. if you look at the pe ratio historically, that could very easily happen because we're still below the peak that we had in 2007 from the price to earnings. cause it's all about earnings in my opinion when it comes to stocks. james: a lot of people make arguments at this level that valuations are getting a bit stretched. and really that doesn't matter with the interest rate environment we have right now. if the fed is able to keep the bond market under control, i think that is a very realistic target. alan: the market doesn't know high or low, only people have an emotional tie to what they think is high or

obra. >>> si hace frÍo, llevese el rebozo, si hace calor, se lo quita y ya. >>> sÍ. >>> alan no tiene ni frÍo ni calor, estÁ relajado.>>> perfecto. >>> ay, ay, ay. >>> llegÓ el fin de semana, mire nada mÁs. la mayorÍa lo utilizamos. bueno, no lo sÉ, para divertirnos, y tambiÉn, hay que limpiar la casa. vea nomÁs. >>> sÍ, asi te querÍa pescar. >>> perdÓname. el fin de semana, no lo quiere coger asÍ, al seÑor con las patas arriba. >>> julio alzate me tendrias que haber dicho, alzate. >>> sÍ, venga para acÁ. en un dos por tres van a organizar la casa. >>> julia es imoportutante, luego. cree que limpiar nos puede tomar mucho tiempo. elaborado para solteros o casados. >>> no alan, te voy a decir los puntos, y vamos a decir, ubiquese, las partes de la casa que mÁs se desorganizan. >>> por ejemplo? >>> el baÑo. es lo primero, vamos a ubicar quÉ de verdad se ensucia, es el espejo. >>> claro. >>> el espejo, lo va a limpiar, de ahÍ pasa rapidisimo a la cocina, la cocina, alan, vamos a recoger el reguero, no vaya a lavar, metalo en la lavadora de platos, y vamos a la habitaci�

. >>> a todo nos gusta, alan, venga pa Á. >perden me invitan. >>> m decÍan queos hombres tenemos que aprender a cocinar, a laujeres les gusta, tÚ sabes que la tengamos bn linda. >>>e vez en cuando, no todos los dÍas. >>> que nos cocinen, apapachen, que hagan taquitos, y todo. venga. >>> mira, tengo una cebolla, con un poquitico de aceite de oliva, la cocino despacito, me comprÉ un pollo rotiseri. lo puensar de larbac. >> con elpoo,e garaizo que comes fÁcil die personas. >>> wow!, tanto? >>> sÍ, quÉ pollo. fÍjate, le puse lacebolla, no? > a. >>> ahora le voy a ponern poquito de o. > es del frasquito? >>> cÓmo lo sabes? >>> voy al supe saludos aas que me atienden en elsuper, son hermosas. >>> tengo que ir al estudio, qÉe ricura que lo conozc ano, y lo luden,e fascina, si quien randar mÁs, le pones pimientos. >>>uÉ delicia. >>> unos pimientos, mientras mÁs eche mÁs agrandara. y naranja agria, saben lo que es? >>> una naranja, pero agria. >>> quÉ suspicaz. >>> sÍ, exacto. >>> vamos a ponerlo en esto. >>> como la lima. >>> sÍ, y tiene, un sarcito muy peculiar, bn sabroso.

. today, in a democracy now special, we spend the hour with alan rusbridger, editor-in-chief with the guardian newspaper. they revealed the national security agency is withholding of thousands of verizon customers. the guardian revealed a source behind the leaks was a national security agency contractor named edward snowden. >> any analyst can target anyone. where those communications will be picked up depends on the networks and the authorities that that analyst is empowered with. not everyone has the power to target everything. i certainly have the ability to wiretap anyone, from you, to your accountant, a judge, even the president, if i had a personal e-mail. the guardian has continued to publish notes from edward .nowden the articles have ignited an international debate about the nsa's activity and the nature of investigative journalism, and the paper has been directly targeted as a result. august, david miranda, partner of glenn greenwald, was detained for nine hours and only released after british authorities seized his mobile phone, laptop, and usb thumb drives. revealed that t

vet check it for worms? no, no, it looks fine. oh, myra, this is judith's first husband, alan. hi. so how does this work? do you get your original testicles back or does my brother give you his? myra, the castration jokes are getting a little old. not in my house. well, this is alan's brother, charlie. oh, yeah, the booze-riddled sleazebag. she did not hear that from me. it's not like it's a big secret. judith: myra, where the hell is jake? how should i know? because i asked you to get him ready to go to his father's. you also asked me to try on this satin stool sample. herb, tell your sister it's a lovely dress. herb, tell your fiancee the diet pills are affecting her judgment but not her ass. that's it. she's got to go. i can't throw out family! and that's the bitch of it, herb. hey, um, charlie and i were thinking of taking jake out to a movie. we were? we were. myra, would you like to join us? you didn't say anything about a movie. i wanted to surprise you. herb: hey, you know what? that's a great idea. go to a movie with alan and charlie. can i wear my pretty new dress? get her o

que usan la tecnologÍa, karla y alan por el mundo. >>> te dije que quitarÁs esa foto tuya. >>> (risas) >>> no puedo hacer nada, estÁ arriba de la red. quÉ hacemos, no? >>> vamos a la pausa y regresamos con mÁs, le vamos a decir quÉ. >>> las seÑales de alerta que indican que una relaciÓn no anda bien, va derechito al fracaso. >>> y lorena rojas es mamÁ, quieren saber cÓmo. escuchamos lo que contÓ a tanya charry en confianza. >>> una imagen vale mÁs que mil palabras, escucha lo que tu ropa dice de de ti. >>> imÁgenes de cÓmo cecilia galiano apapachÓ a mark tacher en su cumpleaÑos. y la seÑora rosa, hace una importante aclaraciÓn de su estado de salud, los detalles en el revoltillo, regresamos a "despierta amÉrica", la casa mÁs feliz de la televisiÓn hispana,. ♪ $5 ♪ $5 footlong ♪ todos todos todos ♪ five ♪ $5 ♪ $5 footlong [ locutor ] ialégrate nación footlong! en subway, itodos los regular footlongs son five-dollar footlongs! disfruta en subtember de subs como el turkey breast, el meatball marinara e incluso el buffalo chicken. con tantísimos five-doll

. he's ford ceo, alan mulally. according to the tech website, mulally has vaulted to the forefront of the candidates and the discussions with microsoft are said to be serious. now, if this is true, is alan mulally the right man to run microsoft. kara swisher, co-executive editor joins us now along with jon fortt. we know that alan mulally has a reputation as a turnaround specialist, but he's a car guy and can alan mulally turn around a complex company, tech company, like microsoft? >> well, he runs a complex tech company, if you think about it. talk about a complex company, delivering and creating cars is a similar kind of thing with lots of technological challenges, logistical challenges. so he's certaiy got the skills to do it. he ran the commercial airlines division of boeing. these are all very difficult and complicated jobs. i think the issue is, he's a non-techie, although he's quite technical, it's sort of besides the point. what they need at microsoft is a leader who can try to figure out where microsoft goes next. and the question is, is he too -- i don't want to say old,

have alan at the cme. alan, you were not shocked by the fed decision. you say you weren't surprised at all. >> not at all. the fed played this perfectly. you may not agree they have done exactly what they wanted. performance out of the market they wanted. threshold issue is very specific. 2% on inflation and 6.5% on unemployment. why everybody thought they would change the rules i don't know. david: hold on a second. you gave a half a percentage point on unemployment. they said 7%. >> 6.5. david: that's what they said back in july. >> okay, i'm pretty sure it was 6.5 anyways we're not there. when we get there we'll start thinking about it. anyways that is not as important. the market is on a strong trend. announcement of nothing but guess what? things continue to happen the way they are happening last four years, not so much yesterday. think about the lows that we saw in august. we've gone straight up since then. gone up 6%. i think there is lot more optimism. the vix is nowhere near the lows of the year. we're not getting any complacency. i think there are a lot of positive opportu

know him pretty well who in the world does alan old why did al and all that but i tell you this guy as british comedian peters there found a way it's i thought i did alan alda and then peter serafin once there's a really good alan alda. what is up around old i got there from crimes and misdemeanors that movie and. he kills his girlfriend jill so funny it would initially wrote alan alda into a thing so. william shatner was in that show called. s s blank my dad says you know and so we were going to do a similar thing with alan alda called my my f. ing roommate is a horse and it was al and all that his roommate was a second so how does he sound like you know i'm going to tell you when we roommates a horse and. this is insanity it was new in my mind. thank you very much this is great this is great i love you have people told you have the chino ever spoken to you now i saw him once and i was too afraid why would you be afraid he's a regular guy he's out that she. really is and what was it like being directed by you wife. it was great as a short and through it you know i kind of knew what th

viernes". >>> raÚl estÁ de vacaciones, alan tiene el dÍa libre, no importa que se quede libre, Él regreso, lo vemos a la noche en "corazÓn indomable", daniel arenas. >>> bravo! (aplausos) . >>> quÉ gusto estar aquÍ otra vez, acompaÑÁndoles, aprendiendo, espero que disfruten con alan. >>> sÍ, tambiÉn alan estrada estÁ con nosotros. >>> porque ustedes no lo pidieron, estoy aquÍ. (risas) >>> y a la siguiente, nuestro hermanito de la casa. >>> los quiero muchachos, vengo y siento que nunca me fui. >>> en serio? >>> sÍ, una costa muy metaforica, la poesÍa. >>> es viajero. >>> ya vete a vivir. >>> estÁ atras tu casita, lo que falta que aprendas dÓnde estÁ el baÑo. >>> satcha pretto, muchas cosas pasando. >>> sÍ, sin duda alguna, seguimos de cerca, lo que pasa en mÉxico, les llueve sobre mojado, no se recuperan de estragos de dos fenÓmenos climatologigicos, y sienten el embaten de un nuevo huracÁn. y nuevos multimillonarios, el boleto de powerball el ganador se vendiÓ en un estado del paÍs, tengo detalles de esto y mÁs en noticias. >>> sÍ, en el segmento del tiempo

from steve ballmer at microsoft, i reached out the alan m malalley asking is true? there were dots in there charlie gasparino should be here. some do we see? i don't know. who do you think? do you think that means he is staying or leaves at ford? we'll talk about the ford microsoft story coming up. >> but first blackberry and j.c. penney, we talked about them yesterday knowing you needed to watch the name with horrific weeks, but which stock has the worst week ever? nicole? you come in from new york stock exchange, adam, we got him if front of a camera, we start with you blackberry. >> look at blackberry two contendors for awful weeks. what occurred throughout this week, monday, that is when fairfax stepped in announcing their $4.7 million offer $ 9 a share for blackberry. it ran up to $11 over speculation it may be a target but then it dwindled. tuesday there was a lot of spec lauk, wednesday bernstein said, that this could be unlikely there was concerns. largest shareholder, came out can illed earnings -- reporting a big loss $1 billion they did warn. so you have no forecast, no

ways to have conversations with their friends. alan clark has recently been transferred to holman and hasn't formed friendships with the inmates there but he does have a relationship with someone on the outside. >> for 15 years i didn't have anybody to come see me or write me or anything like this, and in came [ bleep ]. she is -- she's a darling. you know? she's -- she's the love of my life. >> i miss her something terrible. y just wouldn't believe. i really miss her. last year in september i became real sick and i had been sick all ta day. when i got to the infirmary they took my blood pressure around found it was real, real low, and they rushed me to the emergency room, but i met a nurse there, and when she walked in to the room and we made eye contact, i knew, you know, that she was going to be my girl. you know? when we started seeing each other, i said, i've got life without parole. i may not ever get out, and she told me, she says, you let me worry about that. finally, you know, one day on the visiting yard up here, you know, when she come to see me, i got down on my knee and i

jail. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm carolyn johnson. alan wang is at the jail with this late breaking development. alan? >> technically the jail computer shows that michael montgomery is no longer in custody. we have not seen him walk through the front doors of the jail. there is a good chance he was released through a side door due to special circumstances. michael montgomery from lodi was in jail since yesterday, the day after he stabbed and killed a dodgers fan after a game outside at&t park. jonathon denver died from his wounds after he and some friends got into a rivalry-fueld altercation with friends outside a bar after 11:30. in an interview with the sentinal they claimed their son was outnumbered and they say he was hit in the head with a chair so he fought back in self-defense. that appears to be why he was released. this evening the district attorney george gascone says they do not have enough evidence to prove murder beyond a reasonable doubt. they said it is vital to have independent corroboration of the incident to meet our ethical obligation to charge this case. earlier

supuestamente no, alan me dijo y me reclamó que porque había yo bajado de un taxi a mi me dijo nadie me dijo de alan tu vas y le dices a alan l. reclamas dice a mi no me metan en sus broncas bajas o navajas te don carro particular de un taxila verdad yo trabajaba nada más los miércoles y yo llegaba la casa yo entraba las seis de la mañana con la señora trabajar y llegaba veces a las 11 o 12 de la noche, porque me quedaba cuidarlo porque no llegaba su hijo será tu horario normal normal era que yo salí a las seis de la tarde yo de vez en cuando llegaba tarde queda el resto de que tantas hasta vestir diferente y la minifalda y el escote, tu puedas todavía esta señora no, ya falleció la señorano era enfermera, como dama de compañía de la señora la llevabas a los lugares y le facilitamos la vida ya poco así se viste así como ahorita me ve vestida así no me ponía johnny minifalda ni corta ni muy larga, lo que es normal, de hecho la señora me pidió eso por que ella era una persona de sociedades merecías que una vez llegabas en la noche pero como dices que todos los días di

fanning out across the country now. alan is charged with directing similar efforts in arizona. alan is with the arizona association of community health centers. alan good to talk to you. to do this job, how much training did you get? my understanding is that training was delayed a bit. i guess the question is will the team be ready? >> the team will be ready. we're working with 27 partners. each partner has been using an online system to help people enroll in medicaid. and we have been using that system for about 12 years. they are going through training for the federally facilitated marketplace, and we will be ready to help people. >> do you have information on pricing yet? >> here in arizona will find out pricing and which insurance companies are in the qualified health plans in the marketplace. we'll find that out on october 1st. >> okay. are you going door to door because i know there is a debate about republicans that have raised concerns about that particular kind of outreach. >> we're not going door-to-door directly. there are organizations that are trying to find the hard to re

. >>> estuve pensando desde ayer, decÍa, vamos a estar alan y yo, cuÁl sera el bufete que tendremos hoy. >>> sÍ, bufete de belleza, de colombia. mÁs mÉxico. >>> mÁs mÉxico. >>> mÁs mÉxico (risas) y honduras. >>> si. >>> eso. >>> y con esto le decimos buenos dÍas, es miÉrcoles 18 de septiembre del 2013, tenemos un programa lleno de cosas bien divertidas. estuvimos en la premier de eugenio derbez. >>> sÍ, muy bien. >>> en mÉxico. >>> fue un Éxito increÍble, todo el mundo estuvo allÍ. >>> buenÍsimo, y raÚl estÁ de vacaciones. >>> miren quiÉn regresÓ. >>> quiÉn? >>> felicidades karla, regresÓ. >>> karlita. >>> estuve por las vegas nevada, en los conciertos que se llevaron a cabo el 16 de septiembre, la gente ama "despierta amÉrica", les mandan besos a todos, besos en las vegas. >>> y estuviste en la pelea del canelo? >>> estuve colada en varias cosas. >>> no invitaste. >>> oigan queremos felicitar a la comunidad de chile, celebran su independencia, felicidades. >>> por chile. >>> muchas felicidades, quÉ bueno que estÁs de regreso mi karlita, tenemos informaciÓn para todos en

. but it was a different kind of inflation we'd previously experienced. what made it different? alan blinder professor of ecomics at princeton university, comments. well, typically, the major cause of inflation is an excessively rapid growth of aggregate demand, of the demand for goods and services a growth rate that outstrips the rate at which the economy's productive capacity is increasing. this is sometimes put in the phrase "too much money chasing too few goods." but there's another kind of inflation, often called cost-push or supply shock inflation, that is caused not by demand growing very rapidly but by supply growing very slowly, or even, in some cases contracting. schoumacher: and so, america was faced with this new kind of inflation one based on supply, not demand. consumers were furious and protested vigorously. we want to boycott meat, we don't want to eat it, we don't want to fill up our freezers with it. we want to not eat it, and we don't want to buy it. i think we'll be effective... schoumacher: but all of this anger, this frustration was merely a prelude for the stor

prÓximo aÑo. >>> claro. >>> muy bien. >>> 2016 dice aquel. >>> muy bien alan. >>> ni que fueran las olimpiadas. >>> sÍ, maÑana viernes se estrena por nuestra cadena hermana unimÁs a las 9/8 centro, la serie (nombre en inglÉs), acapulco, una adaptaciÓn internacional de la serie estadounidense que sigue la vida de un grupo de jÓvenes de alta sociedad mexicana, exponen su vida en redes sociales, y la juventud hoy en dÍa. >>> sÍ, es un tema interesante, para hablarnos de esto, tenemos en vivo desde mÉxico, a sus protagonistas, sofÍa y diego, cÓmo estÁn muchachos. >>> bienvenidos, un gusto saludarlos. >>> bien, muchas gracias. gracias, igualmente. >>> hola, hola. >>> la serie trata de la vida de jÓvenes que lo tienen todo, prÁcticamente. lo triste en este caso de la situaciÓn, es que estamos viviendo en acapulco, algo distinto. vemos escasez de alimentos, la gente sufre, es importante que ustedes que graben en el lugar, les manden un mensaje para ayudar a los damnificados. >>> sÍ, claro que si, estamos supertristes, disfrutamos en acapul acapulco, y ver las inundaciones,

good look at the bridge is contributing to the back up. >> alan wang has been gathering the experiences of drivers including a family who was among the first to cross the new span. alan joins us now live from y re ba buena. alan? >> hi, carolyn and dan. what we are seeing is that when cars drive under that beautiful part of the suspension bridge we see a in the traffic and when they get past the tower it picks up again. chp think it is the novelty of a new bridge and they think it could last a week. long after the evening commute it looked like rush hour traffic on the bay bridge. partly because drivers who couldn't help but gaze at the new span. >> i got a few people hoping behind -- honking behind me when they saw me 2 slower. >> the bridge is beautiful. >> the novelty of driving over the new east span began at 10:15 last night when it reep oned to the first -- when it reopened to the first drivers. >> you are the first vehicle across the state bridge. how cool is that? monumental. >> he shot this video as he entered the bridge from the northbound i-880 and jockeyed in the front of th

francisco county jail. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm carolyn johnson. alan wang is at the jail with this late breaking development. alan? >> technically the jail computer shows that michael montgomery is no longer in custody. we have not seen him walk through the front doors of the jail. there is a good chance he was released through a side door due to special circumstances. michael montgomery from lodi was in jail since yesterday, the day after he stabbed and killed a dodgers fan after a game outside at&t park. jonathon denver died from his wounds after he and some friends got into a rivalry-fueld altercation with friends outside a bar after 11:30. in an interview with the sentinal they claimed their son was outnumbered and they say he was hit in the head with a chair so he fought back in self-defense. that appears to be why he was released. this evening the district attorney george gascone says they do not have enough evidence to prove murder beyond a reasonable doubt. they said it is vital to have independent corroboration of the incident to meet our ethical obligation to charge this case.

san francisco county jail. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm carolyn johnson. alan wang is at the jail with this late breaking development. alan? >> technically the jail computer shows that michael montgomery is no longer in custody. we have not seen him walk through the front doors of the jail. there is a good chance he was released through a side door due to special circumstances. michael montgomery from lodi was in jail since yesterday, the day after he stabbed and killed a dodgers fan after a game outside at&t park. jonathon denver died from his wounds after he and some friends got into a rivalry-fueld altercation with friends outside a bar after 11:30. in an interview with the sentinal they claimed their son was outnumbered and they say he was hit in the head with a chair so he fought back in self-defense. that appears to be why he was released. this evening the district attorney george gascone says they do not have enough evidence to prove murder beyond a reasonable doubt. they said it is vital to have independent corroboration of the incident to meet our ethical obligation to charge

. >> alan wang has been gathering the experiences of drivers including a family who was among the first to cross the new span. alan joins us now live from y re ba buena. alan? >> hi, carolyn and dan. what we are seeing is that when cars drive under that beautiful part of the suspension bridge we see a in the traffic and when they get past the tower it picks up again. chp think it is the novelty of a new bridge and they think it could last a week. long after the evening commute it looked like rush hour traffic on the bay bridge. partly because drivers who couldn't help but gaze at the new span. >> i got a few people hoping behind -- honking behind me when they saw me 2 slower. >> the bridge is beautiful. >> the novelty of driving over the new east span began at 10:15 last night when it reep oned to the first -- when it reopened to the first drivers. >> you are the first vehicle across the state bridge. how cool is that? monumental. >> he shot this video as he entered the bridge from the northbound i-880 and jockeyed in the front of the pack to be one of the first to cross. >> i know which t

management chief strategist and alan duckman in the pits of the cme. alan i want to talk about the lowly dollar. the dollar was on a role then the fed comes in and said it will delay tapering. is it getting up pretty bad here. >> i think so, but my reasoning because it is unwinding. bonn unwinding earlier this year from safety. the same thing happened for the dollar. the dollar accelerated to the upside because it was best of all bad currencies. people are getting out of the safety and dollar is getting below the equalibrium level. 80 will lift a lot of assets markets. liz: i tan tell you whatever happened with the dollar, quits liked it. we snap ad six-day losing streak for the dow and s&p. where do we go from here? >> we've been stuck in this trading range really since august. you and i visited last month about the selloff we had in august and had this rebound in september because of janet yellen coming in for larry summers. the markets like that. it means more accommodation. also now we have fed come out with know taper. but the problem is we haven't been able to break out to ne

, alan y raÚl tienen el dÍa libre, estamos con alan estrada. >>> venga. >>> oye, uno por vos. >>> sÍ. >>> uno por vos. >>> sÍ, mucho compadre. >>> no soy tan simpÁtico como raÚl, ni marro como alan, pero cumplo. >>> sÍ, estÁ bien. >>> por favor, tienes lugare en casa. >>> satcha pretto, quÉ guapa hoy. >>> sÍ, en twitter tenemos miles de mensajes. >>> sÍ, le dijeron que era mÁs guapo que william levy. >>> sÍ, no ve la novela. >>> bueno, ahora queremos cosas reales, quÉ tienes en las noticias. >>> bueno, la verdad, la situaciÓn lamentablemente en mÉxico es bastante grave por los temporales que golpearon a ese paÍs en la Última semana, le contamos quÉ hacen autoridad para tratar de ayudar a damnificados, y que hacer usted tambiÉn desde su hogar para tenderles una mano amiga a miles y miles de afectados por los fenomenos que mantienen en vilo a pobladores y autoridades, existe la probabilidad que otro temporal golpee ahora mismo. tengo los detalles de esto y mÁs, me retiro. >>> en el tiempo hablamos de eso, una baja que estÁ en el sur del golfo de mÉxico, y de manuel,

good look at the bridge is contributing to the back up. >> alan wang has been gathering the experiences of drivers including a family who was among the first to cross the new span. alan joins us now live from y re ba buena. alan? >> hi, carolyn and dan. what we are seeing is that when cars drive under that beautiful part of the suspension bridge we see a in the traffic and when they get past the tower it picks up again. chp think it is the novelty of a new bridge and they think it could last a week. long after the evening commute it looked like rush hour traffic on the bay bridge. partly because drivers who couldn't help but gaze at the new span. >> i got a few peopleng hoping behind -- honking behind me when they saw me 2 slower. >> the bridge is beautiful. >> the novelty of driving over the new east span began at 10:15 last night when it to the oned to the first -- when it reopened to the first drivers. >> you are the first vehicle across the state bridge. how cool is that? monumental. >> he shot this video as he entered the bridge from the northbound i-880 and jockeyed in

says about the american economic recovery. joining me, alan blinder, david leonhardt and gillian tett. >> one of the problems right now is the fed is really running low of weapons that it can use to influence the economy and essentially it's relying on words, on verbal intervention almost as much as monetary intervention and that depends on the fed having credibility and the pattern of events in the last few years, the last few months, sorry, has certainly left many people in the market saying well, can we actually trust the fed when it says something? >> rose: we conclude this evening with a conversation about syria with ehud barak, former prime minister, former defense minister for the state of israel. >> i think we have to understand. i told american t american leadership, high level, very high levels, probably more than half a year ago, go to the russian they hold the keys. they know the commanders of this -- the units of chemical warfare on first-name basis. they know them. some of them are married to russian women. they can talk to them. the most effective way to protect th

from louisiana. we have harvard law professor al alan dershowitz who has a new autobiography coming out next week. let me start with alan dershowitz. do you buy this stuff? do you believe that assad will willingly turn over the chemical weapons and then somehow or other the u.n. is going to destroy it? >> no, i don't believe it any more than that iran would turn over its nuclear weapons. iran which runs syria has repeatedly invited delay by saying it would do things that it never did. on the other hand, if it were to happen, it would be the best possible solution. it would get the chemical weapons out of syria. so i think it should be given a chance. that congress ought to now authorize a new red line and if in fact syria violates that red line, the president will already have authority to take whatever military action he deems proper. i think that combination might produce -- >> what's the new red line? do you mean congressional authority for military action? >> yeah, the new red line would be if syria were to use chemical weapons again, if it were not to turn them over, if we were

... - caperucita roja. - it's not cappuccino hoha! - caperucita roja. - that isn't her either. alan is making the basket of goodies for little red riding hood! - sÍ. i know, elmo. caperucita roja is how we say, "little red riding hood," in spanish. - oh. that makes sense. - tell them--tell them about caperucita roja! - oh, ok! little red riding hood has a story where she delivers a basket of goodies to her grandma's, and today she ordered that basket of goodies from hooper's store. can you believe it? - ooh, ooh, ooh! here she comes, alan! here she comes! - quick, quick! hand me the sourdough pretzels! - ♪ da da dee - quick, quick! - ♪ da da dee dee dee da da da ♪ hey, there, hooper! - actually it's alan. - ooh! well, i'm looking for hooper's store, not alan's store, so i must be in the wrong place. - no. wait, wait. this is hooper's store, and i have your basket. - aw, that's great, hooper. - actually it's alan. - oh, well, that makes no sense. if this is hooper's store, then we should call you hooper. - it doesn't matter. the important thing is i have your basket. - right. the

] fresh take from kraft. every flavor is amazing. ♪ every flavor is amazing. ( alan imitating a vacuum ) alan? alan, what are you doing? there are dust bunnies everywhere. oh... so you're vacuuming dust bunnies? no, their poop. it's all or the place. ( imitating vacuum ) are you sleepwalking? you're stepping in it, you're stepping in it! don't step in it! ( imitating vacuum ) alan. why don't we leave the dust bunny poop until morning? ( imitating vacuum ) click. hey. come on, come on. let's get you tucked in, you crazy son of a bitch. gort, klaatu barata nikto. what? you know. charlie: okay, that's it-- into bed. nighty-night. and if you feel the need to get up and clean something again, maybe you can wax my car. oh! for god's sake, rose. isn't there enough poop on the carpet tonight? what are you doing here? i'm sorry. i saw your lights come on, and i was worried. why were you looking at my house at 3:00 in the morning? haven't you heard of the neighborhood watch? we don't have a neighborhood watch. well, not yet. if we did, i surely couldn't stroll in here like i just did. so, what's

hay 84 ♪ en atlanta hay 89 ♪ ♪ en miami hay 91 que entre el sol como alan tacher ♪ quÉ paso donde estÁ mi solecito ♪ ♪ quÉ lo que pasa tu estÁs gozando ♪ ♪ y cÓmo dice ♪ >>> la chule, la chule. >>> quÉ chule? >>> se me saliÓ el diente. >>> este solecito parece un pulpo. parece que la chule no tiene onda. >>> que suenen los timbales. >>> quÉ timbales? >>> trabajas mucho? >>> soy veracruzano. >>> sabemos con quÉ ritma veracruzano? >>> con tu hermano... >>> estamos trabajando. y miren lo que pasÓ en la liga de mÉxico. y en espaÑa el valencia estuvo cerca de empatar al barcelona. y una pareja de inmigrantes temen terminar deportados, y le diremos quÉ respuesta le da el abogado mario lobo sobre su estatus legal. >>> y aquÍ te echamos un salvavidas para que no te ahogues. >>> y desde san antonio tenemos todo lo que pasÓ en el gran festival de people en espaÑol. y aquÍ en miami comienzan a llegar las estrellas de "mira quiÉn baila." y nuestras cÁmaras captaron sus reacciones. hoy es dÍa del trabajador! venga, venga. ♪ ♪ >>> ♪ sube la mano y grita gol �

still marveling at the team's accomplishments. alan wang is live for us at pier23 where they are still partying. alan? >> yes, carolyn. the final concert is over and the crowd is tapering down. there is still one private party for oracle team usa taking place down at the end of the pier. they just aren't ready to let the day end. as the celebration sailed into the night they couldn't stop talking about oracle team usa's miraculous victory. >> it was amazing. >> you can't ask for anything better. >> they want to keep preserving the moment. >> it is one of the greatest come backs in sports history. >> as we kim across the finish line we joined the chaos. it was crazy out there. >> while team usa fans were celebrating, new zealand fans were caw mise rating. >> i was sitting out there and it was the worse thing i have ever had. it is one of the brightest events ever. >> after two weeks of racing only a handful them are left. curious workers filled out the crowd. >> i was supposed to be at work today and i am not at work today. >> i have a great manager and very flexible. i am going to work